Meeeeeeeeeee.
I am MEEEEEE.
I play TAG.
Why are you reading this?
MEEEEEEEE.
CAL.
There is a man clapping his hands.
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Wow, you've made it this far.
MAH.
Your ,
Wow. You are wasting your life reading the random ramblimgs of a guy who can't come up with a good trollpasta. Go outside.
AND................................................................................
Waf.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALO.
Me.
You have passed the test, you may leave.
EXIT BLOCKED.
Slenderman took 25 damage.
ssssssssssss.
So? You haven't skipped to the bottom of the page yet to comment how stupid this chaos is? Hm.
Stronger than he expected.
I am aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaloser.
(Y)
SA.
0)_(.
Can you hear me? It's over. Go ahead. Skip to the bottom. You must be so bored, waiting for a part that will make you laugh.
Title doesn't make sense, does it?
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AH C'MON! YOU KNOW HOW HARD THIS IS?!
You wake up in your bed, and slowly come up with some illogical theory you will forget after breakfast and try to remember during lunch.
I am you.
And.
This entire story is connected in a way.
That is the mystery.
Of Fapping Man Hill.
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
This isn't your average pasta with a person getting possessed.
IT.
IS.
TERRIBLE.
OUTTA MY FACE! D:<
(shoves you) :3